I don't think I'll ever really be embarrassed again

So, I am in a show that goes up this weekend. It's pretty infamous. Mostly for the title alone. I am performing in "The Vagina Monologues." What most people don't know is that this show was written by a woman who wanted to shine the light on brutality against women and how women felt about themselves and their sexualities. Performances are put on all over the country and the proceeds always go to the local women's shelter in the town. It's not and anti-man show in any way. It's just pro-woman. It's also VERY honest and blunt. To the point where audience members can be uncomfortable at times because the show is quite direct. My monologue is one of the true comic relief ones. It's called "My Angry Vagina" and it's very funny. It's stuff that all women can relate to because it's about visiting the gyno's office and other inconveniences like that. Other people's monologues in the show are much tougher or emotional or revealing than mine. But, I am pretty sure that after sitting on stage with 18 other women (all of whom say vagina NUMEROUS times) and myself having to say things like "Vagina Motherfuckers", it's going to have to be something awfully big to embarrass me in the future.